What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:57
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : I'm 24.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Tea ?
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?
Me : Sure.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What's your photograph of the day 1097?
Me : Thank you.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : I don't drink
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Me : No
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?